Acceptance Letter

[Camilla Raleigh]

Dear Parents/Guardians,

You admission for your child to attend Arkhamin Institution has been accepted. This mental hospital has been in operation for many years now, and as professionals, we will do whatever we can to help your teenager.
Medicine is offered as an offer in addition to the standard counseling they will receive, to be used at your request.
The education here is given by top of the line teachers who all have studied some form of psychology, so by taking the four basic classes offered at the Institution they won’t fall behind in their studies during their stay. We will keep you informed of their progress.

Sincerely,

Camilla Raleigh
Arkhamin Institution Director




Now for the reality of the Institution. This is a drop off center for parents who are tired of being stuck with a problem child. Staff here do attempt to "heal" these problems, and on occasion are successful, but for the most part, these teenagers do whatever the hell they want. Sex, Drugs, Alchohol, yeah, its all here, especially because its so near the ever so large city of LA. So why dont you come on in, try your hand. It will be a bumpy ride, but get used to it. Yeah, we are the ones you locked up.